Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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