with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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