do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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