yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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