i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My life is pants optional.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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