He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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