If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
