so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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