I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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