you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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