Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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