It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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