remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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