Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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