New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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