So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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