My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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