Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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