Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
nutella sex= disaster
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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