He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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