before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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