you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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