Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I wish there were birth control emojis
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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