The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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