I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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