i don't like sucking hair
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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