this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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