Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....