Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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