okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
