Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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