Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.