I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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