I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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