Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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