mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
