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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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