gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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