oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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