i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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