so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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