That's intense
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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