just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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