Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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