Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize