Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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