I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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