im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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