suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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