so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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