My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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