It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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