what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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