i need an iv and a liver transplant
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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