I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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